Am I a vampire?

I have been told that I’m human, but am I really? How do I know that I’m not something else? How about a vampire?

Actually, that makes sense. I don’t handle the sun very well. I even think of it as an evil fireball of death. Isn’t an inability to cope with sunlight one of the characteristics of a vampire?

With the popularity of the Twilight Saga, we have heard that not all vampires simple turn to dust when the sunlight hits them. I believe some are supposed to have more of a glow to them. That clinches it. I must be a vampire. Whenever the sunlight hits me, I glow bright red.